Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Gaz discovers he has a half-brother, Munch. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep. Gaz is worried what Donna may be getting up too with her tutor, so he storms round to the cafe they're in, and threatens him! Some series are accompanied by a special programme exposing that occurred during the filming. Mellor and Casey had previously portrayed an onscreen couple in Hollyoaks.
Both possibilities are followed in parallel, which take very differing paths. The new manager, Tim, has changed it into a , and although the theme is , it initially looks exactly the same. Jonny and Kate decide to meet up at the for their first date, but when Jonny tries to prove his exceptional masculinity by climbing a wall, he falls and injures his ankle. Donna checks her bank balance and discovers that the money from selling her mother's house has arrived. Louise goes to see a psychaitrist for messing with Jonny's record, turns out she was trying to save him from finding out Gaz and Janet had slept with each other. Such have included Janet and Jonny's split, Jonny's shooting, Gaz's coma and Janet's imminent departure as a cruise singer.
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Gaz arrives before she can finish the word, and asks what a 'cun' is. When Gaz wakes up, Janet is by his side and tells him that while she knows they would both choose Corinthian over each other, that is good enough for her. Meanwhile, Billy agrees to a date with Cassie, and Tim struggles to adapt to his new life after. Donna's new tutor, Philip, propositions her, promising her better grades if they get together. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Gaz teaches Munch about women. Donna tricks Louise into forgiving her. It's the day of the funeral - and our Jonny is there in the wheelchair. Munch also disappeared completely during season 5 with no explanation, only to return for season 7. Smith played Janet Keogh on Two Pints for a total of 73 episodes, leaving the series in 2009.
Her questionable impression of Trevor McDonald also fails to impress the other characters. It later turns out to be Gaz, although Janet is oblivious to this fact. Gaz, wanting to do something exciting, tries several stunts. Everyone else begs to differ. Janet, Donna and Louise go out and Jonny goes to see Gaz. Louise meets David's cousin and visits Munch's house with his Social Services supervisor. The calls Janet to announce a cancellation for the next day and they can have the slot for themselves.
Donna ends up spending the night at Janet and Jonny's house while Janet stays at Gaz's flat. Louise gets back with David, then dumps him because he dumped her. Donna goes to the Archer to make new friends and tells Kelly that Gaz is now. Donna has moved in with Gaz, but it doesn't take long for Donna to walk out on him! Speaking of which, Jonny has a very important question for Janet. After Gaz tells worried Janet that it was his idea, she throws the remote at him and breaks his nose. Corinthian is initially believed to be Jonny's child, after Gaz discovers that he has a low sperm count.
Even Donna, who would rather go and watch a play than see him sing! The core cast was augmented by various recurring characters throughout the series, portrayed by , , , , , and. Janet throws a dinner party to celebrate Jonny's scratchcard win under the false assumption that Jonny will spend the money on an. Janet decides that she needs to arrest somebody to gain in her job, and it turns out to be Wesley, who has taken Gaz's advice all too completely. Want up-to-the-minute entertainment news and features? It's the day of Jonny's and Janet wedding, and they're nowhere to be found! Donna accompanies Gaz back to his bedsit, but her passion is cooled on discovering what he has stacked in his cupboard. He's aggressive, spiteful, foul-mouthed, and has no problem with destroying other peoples' possessions just to be a dick eg. Donna's had her Mum's house valued at £99,000 and plans a hiking trip to Ecuador, Wales with Gaz. She has been doting on him the whole time he has been unconscious, and promises that they can work through their difficulties and be happy together.
Wesley arrives, but is patronising towards the group and insulting to Runcorn. Although the very end of the episode throws in some humour to lighten the mood a little, it is still an unexpectedly shocking and heartbreaking moment. The girls are weighing themselves, and Louise finds she weighs more than she did at 14 for the first time since then, and goes on a diet and exercise regime. Donna wants to better herself so she goes to David and he agreed to help her through university, but Gaz is not happy about it. Although initially reluctant, he agreed to audition when he realised that Two Pints would be very different from The Royle Family.
Gaz speaks to Donna's dad on the phone and agrees to look after Donna's 16-year-old brother, Dion. She finds Jonny kissing barmaid Kate outside of The Archer. The next few moments make it quite clear that Donna did indeed hear every word. The very last episode with Kate, however, shows that she definitely has a nasty side, outright insulting all of Jonny's friends in front of them and demanding that Jonny make a choice - her or his friends. A week later, he wakes up to find Donna at his bedside. She decides to use it to go hiking in with Gaz, but he accidentally tells her about him and Janet sleeping together.
Louise tricks David into getting back with her, and then dumps him!! However, that didn't last long. So much, in fact, that he gives his son, Corinthian, the middle name of McVitie, his dream job is working in a biscuit factory, and, in one episode, Janet rubs Jammy Dodgers Jonny's absolute absolute favourite over her cleavage to try and seduce him. He also appeared in Casualty as Jack Vincent for 72 episodes 2001—2003. Donna and David begin to talk after arguing with their respective partners, which angers Gaz. Louise can't understand why her friends don't have time for her anymore, so Kelly suggests that it might be because she doesn't have a boyfriend. Meanwhile, worried that she will never get a job because of her criminal record, Louise decides to become a diehard charity-collector, but her goodwill does not last long; besides, she does not appreciate the chance to do a good deed. .